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Don't Mess With Grandma
This is a true story .. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and
upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with
her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
She was in the wrong car.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, wearing glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
This is a true story .. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and
upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with
her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
She was in the wrong car.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, wearing glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
AH, SENIOR MOMENTS
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